Stolen bike

I remember reading many many years ago, a review of a guy who had a Kawasaki GPZ750 Turbo.  At the time they were very desirable and if I remember correctly was the most stolen bike around.  Anyway, he rigged it so that if someone tried to steal his bike after about 20 seconds of riding away the thief would get a surprise when a 3 inch spike shot up out of the seat.    

Seemed like a good idea to me, but I also thought what if it malfunctioned and it was the owner that got the surprise. 

Classic !  I'd imagine that put some colour in his cheeks!       I remember  a friend used to remove the steering wheel as a deterrent.

My, then, dog bit a courier who foolishly entered his pen to leave a parcel, had there been a sign on the gate ( beware of the dog) then my insurance would not have paid their claim.

CHRIS 

And never forget that one day you might forget it's there.

Imagine how much some scrote could take you for these days if you deafened him, embedded a bit of plastic tub in his face and made him feel permanently sad, unsafe and with flashbacks going about in a world where an IED might be lurking in every locked out building he broke into.

Forget the fantasies of splitting the country in two and placing the wets, thieving chavs and human rights lawyers in the other half though, you will go to jail if you so much as look funny at a thief. You are easy to find, have something the authorities can take off you and aren't likely to be a popular demographic with the courts. You need to show you both feared for your life and had no other escape before the law will support you. The UK unfortunately isn't Texas on this score. 

Andy