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In gran canaria whale watching. Cue the mother in law jokes....que risa
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My mother in law passed away last week, we had her cremated.
We think that's what did it ...
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What do you do if you miss your mother in law ?

Reload and try again.
TO LIVE OUTSIDE THE LAW YOU MUST BE HONEST.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote -HJB- Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Nov 2019 at 19:59
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."

Les Dawson R.I.P. LOL

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Brian UK Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Nov 2019 at 21:05
Having mine living here, along with Alzheimers, some of those suggestions seem very appealing.

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Take her for a long wall at night....somewhere boggy
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ben. Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Nov 2019 at 15:15
Interesting to look at the legal dictionary's definitions of the things that define our lives.
Our bodies are the property of the State, sex is defined as "commmerce" and that is why we need a licence to get married.
Never fancied it myself. 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote cugsy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Nov 2019 at 16:21
Reet ya buggers...we're back.  Let the wife unpack while I check the babies in the garage.  Cali started first time...ish. Just a couple of strangled coughs and the reluctant tick over.  Nothing new then.   Cheers all 


ps   I f#@king hate cruise holidays.
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Welcome back to the real world

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Welcome back, glad you survived the ordeal...

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Originally posted by cugsy cugsy wrote:

ps   I f#@king hate cruise holidays.

So has she booked the next one yet? LOL
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Iberia's loss is Norfolk's gain.
Enjoy the rain ...


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote cugsy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Nov 2019 at 23:15
Lucky for me the wife is off to noo yoik next may with her folks. O get to try france again but on the wee strom...unless the cali behaves herself.

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