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Last week a mate of mine from the parachute regiment told me that they were offering civilians a chance to do a free fall from 15,000 ft, strapped to an instructor of course... Well, pardon the pun I jumped at the chance.

Anyway, when the tail ramp of that Hercules transport opened I nearly shat myself. Next thing I know this bloke clips himself on to my harness and we are running off the ramp. Freefall... after a few seconds this bloke yells in my ear "SO... HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN AN INSTRUCTOR FOR THE PARA'S ????"   
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Originally posted by NickR NickR wrote:

Originally posted by Guzzi Gav Guzzi Gav wrote:

A man goes to the doctor for his test results;

Doctor: Well Mr Robinson, I've got your results and I'm very sorry to tell you that it's terminal

Man: Oh God no! - how long have I got?

Doctor: Ten

Man: Oh Christ's this is terrible .... hang on, ten what?

Doctor: Nine ..... Eight ..... Seven ..............

Somewhat alarming....given my surname!
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