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    Posted: 12 Apr 2019 at 21:16
Just Googled "how to dispose of a Mother-in-law without anyone noticing".

Got no useful results. Any suggestions?
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Put conkers around the house! Or is that spiders. Anyway, she mights just slip on one and hay presto, no spiders and no mother-in-law. Worth a shot Tongue
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Get her a man, or if she's got one, another one!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Oldrat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Apr 2019 at 22:52
Originally posted by Brian UK Brian UK wrote:

Just Googled "how to dispose of a Mother-in-law without anyone noticing".

Got no useful results. Any suggestions?


Fist schoolboy error, using your own computer to do your disposal research, the feds will have you.



Second mistake - your thread should have started with - “I’m asking on behalf of someone I met in a pub”

Good luck with the err research Wink
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Any suggestions? Yes. Now clear your browser cache and history.
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Originally posted by rbt1548 rbt1548 wrote:

Get her a man, or if she's got one, another one!

I think that might be difficult. I don't know anyone that desperate. LOL
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Originally posted by Brian UK Brian UK wrote:

Originally posted by rbt1548 rbt1548 wrote:

Get her a man, or if she's got one, another one!

I think that might be difficult. I don't know anyone that desperate. LOL

Oh, I don"t know!, .....pics....Shocked LOL
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In terms of keeping one away I find that my personality usually suffices!
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Tried that. LOL
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 I don't envy you Brian, all joking aside, my mother in law, was great, a lovely, lovely woman, taken away by the horror that is cancer far too soon.
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Just to put matters straight, it turns out (to put it bluntly) she was just full of sh*t. Very badly constipated, which can cause all sorts of problems in older people. Hallucinations, bad temper, agression and depression to name but a few. She was suffering all of them.

3 gallons of prune juice later and she's a different person. LOL
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My mother in law is very useful, whenever she visits all the mice throw themselves on the traps! Big smile
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Originally posted by Chris950s Chris950s wrote:

My mother in law is very useful, whenever she visits all the mice throw themselves on the traps! Big smile

Are you stealing Les Dawson's jokes Chris 
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3 gallons of prune juice later and she's a different person. LOL
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