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    Posted: 25 Oct 2018 at 16:24

A variation on the "a BMW is a Guzzi with saggy t*ts" LOL




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LOL
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I like it
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ken-Guzzibear Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Oct 2018 at 11:38
Never seen a Guzzi Rider look like THAT picture! ever never
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote GuzzTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Oct 2018 at 12:17
He must have a LM1000, looking at his Popeye-sized right forearm, from holding those heavy throttle springs open. Either that, or he does a lot of w*nking!
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Winking? But that would affect his eyes.
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Nah, I reckon he owns a LM1, that big fore arm results from continuously polishing it when he ought to be riding it.
 
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Turned up at our usual marshalling post for the classic TT / MGP and met up with our German friends who ride BMWs. We catch up -
You still ride ze Moto Guttzi?
Yes.
You like ze Moto Guttzi?
Oh yes.
You don't like ze sh*te BMW?
 
I really don't know what to say!
 
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The polite reply to that could be: "I thought the Italian economy needed propping up more than the German one" That should appeal to the German sense of superiority as well. Just a thought.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote TooJuicy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Oct 2018 at 15:29
Originally posted by Jerry atric Jerry atric wrote:

...the German sense of superiority...

Tongue in cheek... or someone you know?

People I have known personally in Germany are all really nice, helpful, with a healthy sense of humour. OK, confess I don't know any Prussians....  Not like some unappealing Englishmen I get to deal with.

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